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24 February 2008 @ 04:36 pm
 
Title: The Alice Specialty
Author: elaborationlove
Fandom: Twilight
Characters: Alice, Bella
Rating: PG
Warnings: Humor, friendship
Summary: Alice makes Bella a sandwich.
Author's Notes: None
Beta Credit: None.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Word Count: 649




“You know, we are married now, you’d think he would trust me to stay put.”

Bella crossed her arms and sighed.

“He just loves you, Bella. Give him a break. And I know, if it were for any other reason than your safety, there’s no way he’d leave you.”

“Don’t remind me. It’s not even been twenty-four hours.”

“Well, he doesn’t want to hurt you when you…well, you know.”

Bella pouted. “Oh, Alice. What would I do without you?” She wrapped her arms around the dark haired vampire and kissed her cheek affectionately.

“So, how about a shopping trip?”

“I’m not really up to it,” Bella said, falling on the couch. “Feel free to go yourself, though.” Bella smirked slightly, and Alice’s future view suddenly disappeared.

“Don’t even think about it,” Alice accused playful, pointing a menacing finger at her.

“I was only kidding,” Bella said. “If you won’t let me go see my onliest, bestest friend in the whole world…”

“I thought I was your best friend!” Alice cried out.

“I don’t know,” Bella said. “You are kind of a freak.”

“Oh, I’ll get you for that!” Alice pounced onto the couch and began to tickle Bella playfully. The two wrestled for a few minutes before Alice felt her strength overcoming her sense.

Alice didn’t sober as quickly as Bella did. “That was way fun. Sure you don’t want to go shopping?”

“Yeah, I’m sure. But uh…do you have any food? I’m starved.”

“Sure thing, hon.” Alice winked.

“Alice, you’re such a loser.”

“Ah, you love it.”

“Go make me a sandwich,” Bella demanded, pointing to the kitchen.

Alice obeyed, swinging her hips defiantly. Bella loved her time with Alice. She was so much fun to joke around with. They were a perfect pair. As friends, Alice completed Bella, the two of them being complete opposites.

“Bella, do you like Fruit Loops?”

“Yeah.”

“Good. ‘Cause we’ve got ‘em.”

“Hey, I’m going to put on some music, okay?”

“Sure thing.”

Bella got up from her spot on the couch and turned on the radio. Most of the stations seemed perpetually stuck in commercial mode, and Bella settled on an alternative station that promised to be back in “sixty seconds!” She counted, to see if they were lying or not. They were. The music started playing in sixty-two seconds.

“Alice! Your radio’s a rotten liar!”

“We all are.”

“I think we should write a letter of complaint.”

“That’ll solve all the world’s problems,” Alice joked. Bella could practically hear Alice’s eyes roll.

“Bella, do you like ketchup?”

“Yep.”

“’Kay. Thanks for the input.”

“Are you compiling a shopping list or something?”

“No, why?”

“Well there’s not a whole lot of point to getting a bunch of food to last me the month. I’ll be changed by Saturday. Edward promised.”

“There’s only enough for a week or so. I figured we could donate what you don’t eat.”

“Good idea. You guys should have a motto,” Bella said thoughtfully with a soft laugh. “Don’t eat the people, feed them!”

“You’re such a kook, Bells.”

“A what?”

“A kook. You’ve never heard that before?”

“Uh…no.”

“If you’ve never heard that, then you’re un-American.”

“Says who?”

“Everyone. You like marshmallows, right?”

“Sometimes.”

“Okay. Well, your sandwich is done. Would you mind coming in the kitchen to eat it? Esme would kill me if I got anything on the carpet.”

“Sure.” Bella pulled herself off the couch again and made her way into the kitchen. Because of the lack of a dining table, Bella hopped up onto the counter.

“Okay, ready?”

“Yep.”

“You sure?”

“Give me the damn sandwich, Alice.”

“Okay, okay. Jeez.” She handed Bella the paper plate, complete with two slices of bread and numerous things between them.

“Um…Alice, what’s in this?”

“Fruit Loops, ketchup, marshmallows, ham, raisins and jelly beans. Don’t you like all that stuff?”

“Well…yeah, but not together you moron.”


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